Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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