come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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