Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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