So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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