You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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