But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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