i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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