fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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