Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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