i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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