Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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