There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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