Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I had to cum in my sink.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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