I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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