I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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