it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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