Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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