hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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