Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
third nipple confirmed
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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