sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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