The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
All the doctor said was why
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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