let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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