Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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