If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Farmville is her only friend.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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