You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
