all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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