Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
