we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
My ATM looks so different sober.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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