Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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