who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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