Just fell off a train. Bad.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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