Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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