Don't you send me to vm
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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