I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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