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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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