I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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