Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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