i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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