i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My feet surprised me
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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