after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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