Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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