Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
