Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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