For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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