I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He kissed a someone with a penis
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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