all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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