remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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