and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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