Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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