No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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