Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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