i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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